Letter V by 1001 Crew
I THE - 1001 CREW - PRESENT IN 86 - LETTER V - -TEAM. PRESS ANY PLASTIC TT - THE 1001 CREW PRESENT LETTER V . THIS INTRO WAS WRITTEN BY THE USA-TEAM. PRESS ANY PLASTIC TO LEAVE - THE - 1001 CREW - PRESENT IN 86 - LETTER V - - RIVE - REETINGS TO BE FOUND IN THE MAIN PROGRAM . - COMMAND LATER - MH - PICTURE BY HACKTEC CODING BY HONEY AND HACKTEC SPRITES BY USA TEXT BY HONEY - AND HACKTEC. DIRECTED BY HONEY. LETTER 5 CALLED 'SPRITES IN THE DISC-DRIVE' - ;MUSIC COMPOSED BY BARRY LEITCH. V.16 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. - QINSTRUCTIONS FOR USE : SIT BACK , ONLY LEAVE DURING GREETINGS WHEN YOUR NAME HAS BEEN ON THE SCREEN OR WHEN YOU ARE VERY SURE THAT YOU'LL NOT BE IN IT ! TURN UP VOLUME , WATCH YOUR DISC-LED , PRESS RESTORE TO START THE MUSIC AGAIN , AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST : READ THE TEXT - THE MUSIC IS CALLED MINDSMEAR AND IS WRITTEN BY OUR FRIEND BARRY LEITCH , BARRY ; 'WE LIKE YOUR TUNES ! SO DON'T GIVE UP ' - HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO PART 5 OF THE 1001 LETTER COLLECTION. THE FAMOUS COLLECTION WE CAN SAY , BECAUSE NOBODY CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. AND EVEN MADONNA BASED HER SONG 'BORDERLINE' ON OUR BORDERLETTER II. OF COURSE WE DIDN'T SIT ON OUR ASSES PLAYING STUPID GAMES AFTER 'AMAZING' . WE THOUGHT ' IS THE BORDER THE ULTIMATE - ' . SOMEONE MENTIONED SPRITES IN THE T.V. SPEAKER OR MUSIC IN THE BORDER , BUT THAT'S ALL NONSENSE ! - TWO DAYS LATER WE BOUGHT THE BOOK ' THE SECRET MEMORY OF THE 1541 AND 1570' WRITTEN BY J.WOLKERS. - A VERY UNKNOWN BOOK WITH SOME NICE HINTS IN IT , FOR EXAMPLE IT SAID : THE DRIVE HAS 2K PROGRAMMABLE MEMORY . WELL IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN THE REST BUT WE'LL TRY TO KEEP IT SIMPLE. 2KRAM IS ENOUGH FOR A SMALL ROUTINE AND SOME SPRITE DATAS. NEAR THAT PIECE OF MEMORY THE RED LED IS PLACED ( - THE LIGHT WHICH IS ON WHEN LOADING AND FLASHING ( WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FLASH CRACKING GROUP) WHEN AN ERROR OCCURES ). WE COULD MOVE THE SPRITES IN SUCH A WAY THAT THEY PASS THE BACK-SIDE OF THAT RED-LED - 7 AND IF YOU LOOK AT THAT LED NOW YOU CAN SEE THEM MOVE! - OF COURSE WE HAD TO EXPAND THEM IN AS WELL THE X- AS THE Y-DIRECTION. WE ALSO HAD TO MAKE THE SPRITES WHITE TO SEE THEM GOOD ENOUGH. SO IT'S NOT THE LIGHT WHICH GOES ON AND OUT BUT THE SPRITES BEHIND THE LED ! - THE SPRITES MOVE UP AND DOWN ON THE MUSIC . GREAT ISN'T IT . DON'T TAKE THE DISK IN OR OUT CAUSE ELSE NOTHING WON'T HAPPED ( GOT IT ??) NO - WELL DON'T BOTHER YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT THE ONLY SIMPLE PERSON WHO'S WATCHING RIGHT NOW ! - THE GREETINGS : HELLO OUT THERE TO THE LAST SCC MEMBER ZZAP TO THE EX-SCC MEMBERS INFERNO AND COVENANT FROM SCF - SODAN ACE FCG NEWLOOK/TMC STARS ( ESP.FAX ) FAC FBG MIGGES ECA RADWAR PUREBYTE INTRUDER ( AND YOUR SISTER LINDA ) TCC SOFTTEAM SOFTRUNNER-GROUP HULK D-GOLD CCS ACC SCS ACS DYNAMIC-DUO ICG TNC USA-TEAM FIRECRACKER PAPERBOY ESI BAM (B.ELGIUMS A.RE M.AD? JOKE ) SUPER-0 WOLVERINES/DEADMAN/YORC DCS BITSTOPPERS ELECTRO PMK/GCI TWR UCC AMIGO JACKAL MISTER-ZER0-PAGE INDY AND ALL THE OTHERS WE KNOW - PLAYER =1= ( OR MIKE 1 , THANKS FOR MAKING THE CONFERENCES POSSIBLE !) ABN - NEPA AND ALL OTHER AMERICANS WHO CALL US IN THE MIDDLE OF A WET DREAM OUT OF OUR NESTS - 1HEY INDY , BACK ? - <HEY TEO ARE YOU IN A COFFIN - FIRST THERE WERE GREETINGS , THEN ANTI- AND SPECIAL GREETINGS . NOW THE 1001 CREW START A NEW RAGE : THE THANX - THANX TO : TSI FOR HIS TREMENDOUS ROM MONITOR SYSTEMS WHICH ALL 1001 MEMBERS ARE USING ! WE ALSO LIKE THE ORION-TELEVISION-INTRO AND THE FILMS ORION SENDS OUT IN THE SMALL OURS OF A SUNDAY MORNING - ( THE LAST MESSAGE WILL ONLY BE UNDERSTOOD BY GUYS LIVING LOCAL TO US !! ) THANX BARRY FOR THE MUZAK - ?THANX ZZAP FOR MAKING IT POSSIBLE THAT WE CAN CALL YOU FOR FREE - #THANX PLAYER=1= FOR THE CONFERENCES - 1THANX MARCEL FROM FAC FOR CONNECTING US SOMETIMES - THANX TO MY MOTHER FOR DIS-CONNECTING THE PHONE IF I CALL LONGER THAN 4 HOURS - THANX TO DYNAMIC DUO FOR CRACKING DRAGONS LAIR WHILE BEING ON THE PHONE WITH US - 6THANX TO THE USA TEAM - H7 SORRY I FORGOT THE '-' - THANX TO THE USA-TEAM FOR THE EROTIC SPRITE MOVEMENT ( IDEA AND FIRST ROUTINES BY STEVE ( SEE LETTER - ;THANX FAX FOR FAST SENDINGS - 4THANX ECA FOR THE MOST USED AND VERY GOOD COMPACTORS - THANX ACE FOR KEEPING US BUSY FROM 11 TO 12 ON SATERDAY EVENINGS - THANX SYZ FROM 1001 FOR BUYING THE 12 INCH VERSION OF 'HIGHER LOVE' FROM STEVE WINWOOD AND 'FIGHT' FROM SPANDAU BALLET THANX TO THE PARENTS OF FAC AND INTRUDER FOR THE GOOD FOOD - THANX S0DAN FOR BECOMING FRIENDS - THANX TO EVERY ONE WHO HELPS US TO GET 10 DISK-SIDES FULL EVERY WEEK TO SELL IN ORDER TO BUY ORIGINALS OR PEPSI COLA AND HERSCHI CASSIS. - <AND NOW THE MILKSHAKE TEST : - "1.MAC DONALD 2.TIMMY STUFF 3.CROKY - )4. THE SHOP AT THE MEERVAART IN AMSTERDAM - ( WE SUSPECT THE GIRL OF MIXING IT WITH SOME SORT OF BODY-LIQUID ) - ;HEY ELECTRO , IS GYROSCOPE - _ MADE BY OUR GYROSCOPE CON.SET - 8 9TOP GUN IS A GOOD MOVIE ! - THANX TO FLASH TMC PPF AND TTF FOR VISITING US ON A NICE SUMMER-SUNDAY , TMC ( A SHAME YOU FORGOT YOUR BORDER-HIRES DEMOS ) FLASH ( THANX FOR R-C - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ) PPF ( THANX FOR SENDING , BUT HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF STAMPS INSTEAD OF ' RECEIVER PAYS POSTAGE! ' ?? HEY - ??) TTF ( DON'T PUT'SMITH-CHIPS'IN YOUR BAG TO EAT IN THE TRAIN !! ) - .TMC DON'T FALL - IN THE TRAIN WHEN IT'S MOVING SUDDENLY HA HA HA HA HA ( WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A-HA ) - 8IT SEEMS THAT THE OTHER 5 MEMBERS AIN'T IN THE MOOD FOR - 8 WRITING TOP-TEXTS SO HONEY HAS TO DO IT ALONE AGAIN. YESTERDAY I WENT FOR THE FIRST TIME TO MY NEW SCHOOL IN AMSTERDAM , TO STUDY INFORMATICS . AND OH SHIT , I SAW COMPUTER-FREAKS IN MY CLASS !! ONE OF THEM APROACHED ME AND SAID ' - HEY HELLO HOW'RE YOU DOING ' ( BUT THEN IN DUTCH !) HONEY :'I'M JUST FINE MAN ' - FREAK : ' DO YOU OWN A COMPUTER ?' HONEY 'YEP!' FREAK : 'PERHAPS A 64 ?' HONEY 'YEP' - FREAK:' I HAVE THE LATEST STUFF !' HONEY :' SUCK OFF MAN I'M FROM 1001' FREAK (ALMOST FAINTING): ' TH..THOU - .2THOUSANDONE NE NE - ?) HONEY ' ON YOUR KNEES SUCKER , AND CLEAN MY NIKES !' FREAK :' O.K YO'R THE BOSS ' - GREAT TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD REPUTATION ! NOW THE SUCKER IS CARRYING MY BAG AND OTHER SCHOOL STUFF , WHILE I CAN TALK TO THE GIRLS I MEET BETWEEN THE MOST BORING LESSONS ! - #ONE OF MY TEACHERS ALSO HAS A 64 !! - HE TOLD ME THE SECOND SCHOOL-DAY THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DOING ANY CLASS TWICE , NICE FROM HIM HEY - THE CLASS CONSIST OF 25 BOYS ( WITH BRAINS ) AND THREE GIRLS . NEXT WEEK WE'LL HAVE A INTRODUCTION WEEK IN BELGIUM ( PERHAPS I SEE THE BAM-BOYS-GANG ) AND I ALLREADY TOLD THE OTHER 24 BOYS , I ONLY WANTED TWO OF THE GIRLS , WHICH HAD THE EFFECT OF A BIG FIGHT IN THE CLASSROOM , FOR WHO COULD HAVE THE LAST AND OF COURSE MOST UGLY FEMALE ! - PERHAPS I DROP ONE OF THEM AFTER THE FIRST NIGHT ( - WHICH I PERSONALLY CALL ' THE TEST ' ) - YEAH , I SAW SOME PROGRAMS AND LETTERS FROM OTHER GUYS WHO YELLED ' I HAVE BROKEN THE RECORD OF WRITING TEXT' HEY B HEY! - # BUT WE DON'T MEAN TEXTS LIKE THIS: - .STILL THERE ?? - 1 I MEAN SERIOUS TEXTS ABOUT INTERESTING THINGS .. - (AND HOW IS PATRICK 'ROCKY' OR SPIDERMAN - ? MAY I REMEMBER MISTER KEYER THAT I STILL GET 10 PIEK FROM HIM - _ 0HELLO ZZAP BABY - 1 HEY MAN DON'T EAT CHOCLAT BARS WITH HONEY IN IT - DON'T SPEAK SWEDISH TO US THROUGH THE FREE PHONE ! DON'T LET 'FARMERS' - WHILE TALKINK ( FOR DUTCH READERS : EEN FARMER IS EEN BOER !) - 8THANKS MAD MAX FROM SCF FOR HIS LETTER , SORRY I'M TO BI - Y TO SWAP WITH YOU !! BY THE WAY , HAVE HELLMATES SEEN WHAT WE DID TO THEIR 'MERCENARY II' - YOU MUST HAVE ALL SEEN STEVES ADD IN THE 64'ER . WE DIDN'T KNOW HE DID IT SO DON'T BLAME US FOR LOWERING OUR DIGNITY BY PLACING IT ! THE POOR FELLOW GOT ABOUT 30 LETTERS A DAY - HERE COME THE NAMES ( IF THEY GAVE US THEIR COMPUTER NAME!) FROM SOME PEOPLE WHO WROTE US . THANKS AND SORRY FOR MOST OF THEM WE WERE NOT INTERESTED . - RTHANKS TO THE FOLLOWING PERSONS FOR THE LETTERS : BST ALFIE.E MZP ( GOT THE STICKERS ?) AERO EXPERTS DELTA FORCE/SKULL SKYLAB AND Z0FF FROM NEW BALANCE RCG'45 BERLIN CRACKING CREW GHOST/HAPPY CRACKING SERVICE THE COMMDORE KANIBALS MEGAFORCE THE FANTASTIC TRIO G+G INDI OUTFIELD CR.TRIO CONQUEROR SAZI BERLIN BOYS GERMAN SPREADING GROUP DR.J JAUGO CRACKING ASSOSIATION DR.H/SOFTWORKS OMEGA (AUSTRIA) LYBIAN CRACKING COMMANDO WOTAN NOBODY/NEC KRUKI 2003 AND ALL OTHERS WHO ONLY MENTIONED THEIR REAL NAMES ! - SOME PEOPLE SEEMED TO THINK THAT THE 1001 CREW HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SFD-1001 DISCDRIVE !! WELL IT DOESN'T - WE ALSO LEARNED SOME NEW WORDS LIKE ' ENGINE CODE !' - INSTEAD OF MACHINE-CODE ! - <OR THIS : ' I CAN NOT GOOD ENGLISH SPEAKEN OR WRITEN' HA HA - THOSE WHO ASKED FOR STICKERS , HAVE TO SEND US STAMPS TO SEND BACK !! - ,HEVE YOU HEARED HACKTEC AND MY COMPOSITIONS - ' THE BLUE GNERK ' AND ' CHINESE WALL ?? ' WE WERE JUST CHECKING IF WE COULD ALSO BEAT 'WE MUSIC' OUR NAME COULD BE 'WE TT-MUSIC' TT MEANS 'TRY TO' - *O.K 30 MINUTES PAST AND THIS IS THE END !! - /ADRESS ON $DEAD - AND NOW LITTLE KIDS : HONEY LEAVES IT UP TO 1001 FRESHEST MEMBER : HACKTEC. GO! HACKTEC BABY. - HERE'S THE HAPPY HACKTEC, TOUCHING HIS ROTTEN KEYBOARD (MYSPACEBARISNOTWORKINGPROPERLY) - 4NOW WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HARDWARE, WHAT 'BOUT THIS : - WHY THE HELL (SORRY, ONE MUST BE RUDE S'TIMES) HAVE THE DESIGNERS PLACED THAT ROTTEN (SORRY AGAIN) POWER SWITCH OF MY 1541 (NO SFD 1001!) AT THE BACKPANEL - _I HAVEN'T GOT VERY LONG ARMS (NO, I HAVEN'T GOT SOFTENON, LIKE THAT CRACKER IN A WHEELCHAIR) SO I HAVE TO BEND OVER MY '64 ,I TOUCH THE RED LIGHT (LED=LIGHT EMITTING DIODE), PUSH IT INSIDE THE CBM 64!, ONE OF THE CONNECTIONS OF THE LED BREAKS AND CAUSES A TREMENDOUS SHORT CIRCUIT INSIDE - #RESULT: 60 DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN ! - 7YEAH, LAUGH DIRTY RATS. - JOKE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TONY CROWTHER AND JEFF MINTER ? - 7ABOUT 15 INCHES OF HAIR - NO KIDDING, 1001 CREW MEMBERS ARE SPENDING 25 PERCENT OF THEIR SPARE TIME BEHIND THE COMPUTER AND 75 PERCENT IN THE DISCO - WE DON'T LOOK LIKE SUCKERS, WE RUN EVERY WEEK AT LEAST 20 MILES AND WE DRINK EVRYDAY A LITER MILK, SO MOTHERS OF THOSE GRAY-SKINNY WHIZKIDS WITH A ROUND PAIR OF GLASSES, PULL THOSE SUCKERS BEHIND THE COMPUTER AND SEND THEM TO A SPORTS-SCHOOL (I DON'T HOPE THAT I'M KICKING TOO MANY OF OUR TRUE LETTER READERS TO THEIR PRECIOUS KNEES). - I WANT TO WRITE A REAL NICE GAME BUT I HAVEN'T GOT ANY REAL GOOD IDEAS, THE GAME WHICH I AM WRITING AT THIS MOMENT RESEMBLES TOO MUCH TO SOME OTHER GAMES. - 9THE ONE WHO REALLY HAS GOT A GOOD IDEA CAN DO TWO THINGS: - 31 - GIVE THE IDEA TO ME (THE BEST THING ONE CAN DO) - 92 - LEARN MACHINE-CODE (THE MOST STUPID THING ONE CAN DO) - I HATE MACHINE-CODE, BUT AS LONG AS I ONLY OWN THIS LIGHTBROWN BEESTIE, I HAVE TO USE MC (INSTEAD OF PASCAL,'C' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. - >DO YOU KNOW WHAT AMIGA MEANS ? - WELL I DO! (OF COURSE, WHAT DO I DON'T KNOW?) A.M.I.G.A. MEANS : ALL MONEY IS GOING AWAY - AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY THAT COMPUTER. BY THE WAY, AMIGA MEANS ALSO GIRLFRIEND IN ITALIAN (ITALIANS DO IT BETTER, HERE COMES THE NAME FROM TOO). - YEAH, SOME SMARTIES ARE WALKING AROUND AT COMMODORE/AMIGA BUSINESS MACHINES (THAT IDIOT WHICH I MENSIONED AT $20D8 EXCLUDED). - TWO DAYS AGO I DUG UP TSI FROM HIS GRAVE, SAID TO HIM THAT WE'VE THE BEST CRUNCHER IN THE WORLD AND I GAVE HIM TWO DAYS TIME TO MAKE A BETTER ONE. - WELL, TODAY (FRIDAY THE 22ND OF AUGUST 1986) HE GAVE ME GHOST'N'GOBLINS (TRAINER/1001) BACK AND HE SAID: 'I HAVE CRUNCHED IT TO 129 BLOCKS WITH MY CRUNCHER, TRY IT MAN - WHEN I CAME HOME AFTER A LONG SCHOOLDAY, I TRIED IT AND WHAT HAPPENED? - AFTER HALF AN HOUR I STOPPED LAUGHING BECAUSE MY MOTHER THOUGT THAT I WAS BEING MURDERED BY A WEIRD FRIEND (AIN'T GOT NO NORMAL FRIENDS) - I THINK (AND THAT'S FOR SURE) THAT THIS MUST BE THE END OF THIS GOSSIP. TO CONCLUDE HACKTEC'S SCROLLING GARGAGE 3 TIPS : - 1 - IF YOU EVER FIND 'THE BLUE GNERK' ON ONE OF YOUR DISKS, DON'T RUN IT: IT'S A SONG WRITTEN BY ME AND I CAN'T EVEN MAKE SONGS! - 2 - CHEW DUBBLEMINT GUM (IT'S REAL GUM WITH REAL TASTE AND IT GIVES YOU MORE REFRESHMENT!) - =3 - NEVER BUY AN MSX COMPUTER - 7NOW I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO - PICTURE BY HACKTEC CODING BY HONEY AND HACKTEC SPRITES BY USA TEXT BY HONEY - AND HACKTEC. DIRECTED BY HONEY. LETTER 5 CALLED 'SPRITES IN THE DISC-DRIVE' - ;MUSIC COMPOSED BY BARRY LEITCH. V.16 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. - QINSTRUCTIONS FOR USE : SIT BACK , ONLY LEAVE DURING GREETINGS WHEN YOUR NAME HAS BEEN ON THE SCREEN OR WHEN YOU ARE VERY SURE THAT YOU'LL NOT BE IN IT ! TURN UP VOLUME , WATCH YOUR DISC-LED , PRESS RESTORE TO START THE MUSIC AGAIN , AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST : READ THE TEXT - THE MUSIC IS CALLED MINDSMEAR AND IS WRITTEN BY OUR FRIEND BARRY LEITCH , BARRY ; 'WE LIKE YOUR TUNES ! SO DON'T GIVE UP ' - HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO PART 5 OF THE 1001 LETTER COLLECTION. THE FAMOUS COLLECTION WE CAN SAY , BECAUSE NOBODY CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. AND EVEN MADONNA BASED HER SONG 'BORDERLINE' ON OUR BORDERLETTER II. OF COURSE WE DIDN'T SIT ON OUR ASSES PLAYING STUPID GAMES AFTER 'AMAZING' . WE THOUGHT ' IS THE BORDER THE ULTIMATE - ' . SOMEONE MENTIONED SPRITES IN THE T.V. SPEAKER OR MUSIC IN THE BORDER , BUT THAT'S ALL NONSENSE ! - TWO DAYS LATER WE BOUGHT THE BOOK ' THE SECRET MEMORY OF THE 1541 AND 1570' WRITTEN BY J.WOLKERS. - A VERY UNKNOWN BOOK WITH SOME NICE HINTS IN IT , FOR EXAMPLE IT SAID : THE DRIVE HAS 2K PROGRAMMABLE MEMORY . WELL IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN THE REST BUT WE'LL TRY TO KEEP IT SIMPLE. 2KRAM IS ENOUGH FOR A SMALL ROUTINE AND SOME SPRITE DATAS. NEAR THAT PIECE OF MEMORY THE RED LED IS PLACED ( - THE LIGHT WHICH IS ON WHEN LOADING AND FLASHING ( WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FLASH CRACKING GROUP) WHEN AN ERROR OCCURES ). WE COULD MOVE THE SPRITES IN SUCH A WAY THAT THEY PASS THE BACK-SIDE OF THAT RED-LED - 7 AND IF YOU LOOK AT THAT LED NOW YOU CAN SEE THEM MOVE! - OF COURSE WE HAD TO EXPAND THEM IN AS WELL THE X- AS THE Y-DIRECTION. WE ALSO HAD TO MAKE THE SPRITES WHITE TO SEE THEM GOOD ENOUGH. SO IT'S NOT THE LIGHT WHICH GOES ON AND OUT BUT THE SPRITES BEHIND THE LED ! - THE SPRITES MOVE UP AND DOWN ON THE MUSIC . GREAT ISN'T IT . DON'T TAKE THE DISK IN OR OUT CAUSE ELSE NOTHING WON'T HAPPED ( GOT IT ??) NO - WELL DON'T BOTHER YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT THE ONLY SIMPLE PERSON WHO'S WATCHING RIGHT NOW ! - THE GREETINGS : HELLO OUT THERE TO THE LAST SCC MEMBER ZZAP TO THE EX-SCC MEMBERS INFERNO AND COVENANT FROM SCF - SODAN ACE FCG NEWLOOK/TMC STARS ( ESP.FAX ) FAC FBG MIGGES ECA RADWAR PUREBYTE INTRUDER ( AND YOUR SISTER LINDA ) TCC SOFTTEAM SOFTRUNNER-GROUP HULK D-GOLD CCS ACC SCS ACS DYNAMIC-DUO ICG TNC USA-TEAM FIRECRACKER PAPERBOY ESI BAM (B.ELGIUMS A.RE M.AD? JOKE ) SUPER-0 WOLVERINES/DEADMAN/YORC DCS BITSTOPPERS ELECTRO PMK/GCI TWR UCC AMIGO JACKAL MISTER-ZER0-PAGE INDY AND ALL THE OTHERS WE KNOW - PLAYER =1= ( OR MIKE 1 , THANKS FOR MAKING THE CONFERENCES POSSIBLE !) ABN - NEPA AND ALL OTHER AMERICANS WHO CALL US IN THE MIDDLE OF A WET DREAM OUT OF OUR NESTS - 1HEY INDY , BACK ? - <HEY TEO ARE YOU IN A COFFIN - FIRST THERE WERE GREETINGS , THEN ANTI- AND SPECIAL GREETINGS . NOW THE 1001 CREW START A NEW RAGE : THE THANX - THANX TO : TSI FOR HIS TREMENDOUS ROM MONITOR SYSTEMS WHICH ALL 1001 MEMBERS ARE USING ! WE ALSO LIKE THE ORION-TELEVISION-INTRO AND THE FILMS ORION SENDS OUT IN THE SMALL OURS OF A SUNDAY MORNING - ( THE LAST MESSAGE WILL ONLY BE UNDERSTOOD BY GUYS LIVING LOCAL TO US !! ) THANX BARRY FOR THE MUZAK - ?THANX ZZAP FOR MAKING IT POSSIBLE THAT WE CAN CALL YOU FOR FREE - #THANX PLAYER=1= FOR THE CONFERENCES - 1THANX MARCEL FROM FAC FOR CONNECTING US SOMETIMES - THANX TO MY MOTHER FOR DIS-CONNECTING THE PHONE IF I CALL LONGER THAN 4 HOURS - THANX TO DYNAMIC DUO FOR CRACKING DRAGONS LAIR WHILE BEING ON THE PHONE WITH US - 6THANX TO THE USA TEAM - H7 SORRY I FORGOT THE '-' - THANX TO THE USA-TEAM FOR THE EROTIC SPRITE MOVEMENT ( IDEA AND FIRST ROUTINES BY STEVE ( SEE LETTER - ;THANX FAX FOR FAST SENDINGS - 4THANX ECA FOR THE MOST USED AND VERY GOOD COMPACTORS - THANX ACE FOR KEEPING US BUSY FROM 11 TO 12 ON SATERDAY EVENINGS - THANX SYZ FROM 1001 FOR BUYING THE 12 INCH VERSION OF 'HIGHER LOVE' FROM STEVE WINWOOD AND 'FIGHT' FROM SPANDAU BALLET THANX TO THE PARENTS OF FAC AND INTRUDER FOR THE GOOD FOOD - THANX S0DAN FOR BECOMING FRIENDS - THANX TO EVERY ONE WHO HELPS US TO GET 10 DISK-SIDES FULL EVERY WEEK TO SELL IN ORDER TO BUY ORIGINALS OR PEPSI COLA AND HERSCHI CASSIS. - <AND NOW THE MILKSHAKE TEST : - "1.MAC DONALD 2.TIMMY STUFF 3.CROKY - )4. THE SHOP AT THE MEERVAART IN AMSTERDAM - ( WE SUSPECT THE GIRL OF MIXING IT WITH SOME SORT OF BODY-LIQUID ) - ;HEY ELECTRO , IS GYROSCOPE - _ MADE BY OUR GYROSCOPE CON.SET - 8 9TOP GUN IS A GOOD MOVIE ! - THANX TO FLASH TMC PPF AND TTF FOR VISITING US ON A NICE SUMMER-SUNDAY , TMC ( A SHAME YOU FORGOT YOUR BORDER-HIRES DEMOS ) FLASH ( THANX FOR R-C - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ) PPF ( THANX FOR SENDING , BUT HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF STAMPS INSTEAD OF ' RECEIVER PAYS POSTAGE! ' ?? HEY - ??) TTF ( DON'T PUT'SMITH-CHIPS'IN YOUR BAG TO EAT IN THE TRAIN !! ) - .TMC DON'T FALL - IN THE TRAIN WHEN IT'S MOVING SUDDENLY HA HA HA HA HA ( WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A-HA ) - 8IT SEEMS THAT THE OTHER 5 MEMBERS AIN'T IN THE MOOD FOR - 8 WRITING TOP-TEXTS SO HONEY HAS TO DO IT ALONE AGAIN. YESTERDAY I WENT FOR THE FIRST TIME TO MY NEW SCHOOL IN AMSTERDAM , TO STUDY INFORMATICS . AND OH SHIT , I SAW COMPUTER-FREAKS IN MY CLASS !! ONE OF THEM APROACHED ME AND SAID ' - HEY HELLO HOW'RE YOU DOING ' ( BUT THEN IN DUTCH !) HONEY :'I'M JUST FINE MAN ' - FREAK : ' DO YOU OWN A COMPUTER ?' HONEY 'YEP!' FREAK : 'PERHAPS A 64 ?' HONEY 'YEP' - FREAK:' I HAVE THE LATEST STUFF !' HONEY :' SUCK OFF MAN I'M FROM 1001' FREAK (ALMOST FAINTING): ' TH..THOU - .2THOUSANDONE NE NE - ?) HONEY ' ON YOUR KNEES SUCKER , AND CLEAN MY NIKES !' FREAK :' O.K YO'R THE BOSS ' - GREAT TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD REPUTATION ! NOW THE SUCKER IS CARRYING MY BAG AND OTHER SCHOOL STUFF , WHILE I CAN TALK TO THE GIRLS I MEET BETWEEN THE MOST BORING LESSONS ! - #ONE OF MY TEACHERS ALSO HAS A 64 !! - HE TOLD ME THE SECOND SCHOOL-DAY THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DOING ANY CLASS TWICE , NICE FROM HIM HEY - THE CLASS CONSIST OF 25 BOYS ( WITH BRAINS ) AND THREE GIRLS . NEXT WEEK WE'LL HAVE A INTRODUCTION WEEK IN BELGIUM ( PERHAPS I SEE THE BAM-BOYS-GANG ) AND I ALLREADY TOLD THE OTHER 24 BOYS , I ONLY WANTED TWO OF THE GIRLS , WHICH HAD THE EFFECT OF A BIG FIGHT IN THE CLASSROOM , FOR WHO COULD HAVE THE LAST AND OF COURSE MOST UGLY FEMALE ! - PERHAPS I DROP ONE OF THEM AFTER THE FIRST NIGHT ( - WHICH I PERSONALLY CALL ' THE TEST ' ) - YEAH , I SAW SOME PROGRAMS AND LETTERS FROM OTHER GUYS WHO YELLED ' I HAVE BROKEN THE RECORD OF WRITING TEXT' HEY B HEY! - # BUT WE DON'T MEAN TEXTS LIKE THIS: - .STILL THERE ?? - 1 I MEAN SERIOUS TEXTS ABOUT INTERESTING THINGS .. - (AND HOW IS PATRICK 'ROCKY' OR SPIDERMAN - ? MAY I REMEMBER MISTER KEYER THAT I STILL GET 10 PIEK FROM HIM - _ 0HELLO ZZAP BABY - 1 HEY MAN DON'T EAT CHOCLAT BARS WITH HONEY IN IT - DON'T SPEAK SWEDISH TO US THROUGH THE FREE PHONE ! DON'T LET 'FARMERS' - WHILE TALKINK ( FOR DUTCH READERS : EEN FARMER IS EEN BOER !) - 8THANKS MAD MAX FROM SCF FOR HIS LETTER , SORRY I'M TO BI - Y TO SWAP WITH YOU !! BY THE WAY , HAVE HELLMATES SEEN WHAT WE DID TO THEIR 'MER - YOU MUST HAVE ALL SEEN STEVES ADD IN THE 64'ER . WE DIDN'T KNOW HE DID IT SO DON'T BLAME US FOR LOWERING OUR DIGNITY BY PLACING IT ! THE POOR FELLOW GOT ABOUT 30 LETTERS A DAY - HERE COME THE NAMES ( IF THEY GAVE US THEIR COMPUTER NAME!) FROM SOME PEOPLE WHO WROTE US . THANKS AND SORRY FOR MOST OF THEM WE WERE NOT INTERESTED . - RTHANKS TO THE FOLLOWING PERSONS FOR THE LETTERS : BST ALFIE.E MZP ( GOT THE STICKERS ?) AERO EXPERTS DELTA FORCE/SKULL SKYLAB AND Z0FF FROM NEW BALANCE RCG'45 BERLIN CRACKING CREW GHOST/HAPPY CRACKING SERVICE THE COMMDORE KANIBALS MEGAFORCE THE FANTASTIC TRIO G+G INDI OUTFIELD CR.TRIO CONQUEROR SAZI BERLIN BOYS GERMAN SPREADING GROUP DR.J JAUGO CRACKING ASSOSIATION DR.H/SOFTWORKS OMEGA (AUSTRIA) LYBIAN CRACKING COMMANDO WOTAN NOBODY/NEC KRUKI 2003 AND ALL OTHERS WHO ONLY MENTIONED THEIR REAL NAMES ! - SOME PEOPLE SEEMED TO THINK THAT THE 1001 CREW HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SFD-1001 DISCDRIVE !! WELL IT DOESN'T - WE ALSO LEARNED SOME NEW WORDS LIKE ' ENGINE CODE !' - INSTEAD OF MACHINE-CODE ! - <OR THIS : ' I CAN NOT GOOD ENGLISH SPEAKEN OR WRITEN' HA HA - THOSE WHO ASKED FOR STICKERS , HAVE TO SEND US STAMPS TO SEND BACK !! - ,HEVE YOU HEARED HACKTEC AND MY COMPOSITIONS - ' THE BLUE GNERK ' AND ' CHINESE WALL ?? ' WE WERE JUST CHECKING IF WE COULD ALSO BEAT 'WE MUSIC' OUR NAME COULD BE 'WE TT-MUSIC' TT MEANS 'TRY TO' - *O.K 30 MINUTES PAST AND THIS IS THE END !! - /ADRESS ON $DEAD - AND NOW LITTLE KIDS : HONEY LEAVES IT UP TO 1001 FRESHEST MEMBER : HACKTEC. GO! HACKTEC BABY. - HERE'S THE HAPPY HACKTEC, TOUCHING HIS ROTTEN KEYBOARD (MYSPACEBARISNOTWORKINGPROPERLY) - 4NOW WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HARDWARE, WHAT 'BOUT THIS : - WHY THE HELL (SORRY, ONE MUST BE RUDE S'TIMES) HAVE THE DESIGNERS PLACED THAT ROTTEN (SORRY AGAIN) POWER SWITCH OF MY 1541 (NO SFD 1001!) AT THE BACKPANEL - _I HAVEN'T GOT VERY LONG ARMS (NO, I HAVEN'T GOT SOFTENON, LIKE THAT CRACKER IN A WHEELCHAIR) SO I HAVE TO BEND OVER MY '64 ,I TOUCH THE RED LIGHT (LED=LIGHT EMITTING DIODE), PUSH IT INSIDE THE CBM 64!, ONE OF THE CONNECTIONS OF THE LED BREAKS AND CAUSES A TREMENDOUS SHORT CIRCUIT INSIDE - #RESULT: 60 DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN ! - 7YEAH, LAUGH DIRTY RATS. - JOKE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TONY CROWTHER AND JEFF MINTER ? - 7ABOUT 15 INCHES OF HAIR - NO KIDDING, 1001 CREW MEMBERS ARE SPENDING 25 PERCENT OF THEIR SPARE TIME BEHIND THE COMPUTER AND 75 PERCENT IN THE DISCO - WE DON'T LOOK LIKE SUCKERS, WE RUN EVERY WEEK AT LEAST 20 MILES AND WE DRINK EVRYDAY A LITER MILK, SO MOTHERS OF THOSE GRAY-SKINNY WHIZKIDS WITH A ROUND PAIR OF GLASSES, PULL THOSE SUCKERS BEHIND THE COMPUTER AND SEND THEM TO A SPORTS-SCHOOL (I DON'T HOPE THAT I'M KICKING TOO MANY OF OUR TRUE LETTER READERS TO THEIR PRECIOUS KNEES). - I WANT TO WRITE A REAL NICE GAME BUT I HAVEN'T GOT ANY REAL GOOD IDEAS, THE GAME WHICH I AM WRITING AT THIS MOMENT RESEMBLES TOO MUCH TO SOME OTHER GAMES. - 9THE ONE WHO REALLY HAS GOT A GOOD IDEA CAN DO TWO THINGS: - 31 - GIVE THE IDEA TO ME (THE BEST THING ONE CAN DO) - 92 - LEARN MACHINE-CODE (THE MOST STUPID THING ONE CAN DO) - I HATE MACHINE-CODE, BUT AS LONG AS I ONLY OWN THIS LIGHTBROWN BEESTIE, I HAVE TO USE MC (INSTEAD OF PASCAL,'C' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. - >DO YOU KNOW WHAT AMIGA MEANS ? - WELL I DO! (OF COURSE, WHAT DO I DON'T KNOW?) A.M.I.G.A. MEANS : ALL MONEY IS GOING AWAY - AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY THAT COMPUTER. BY THE WAY, AMIGA MEANS ALSO GIRLFRIEND IN ITALIAN (ITALIANS DO IT BETTER, HERE COMES THE NAME FROM TOO). - YEAH, SOME SMARTIES ARE WALKING AROUND AT COMMODORE/AMIGA BUSINESS MACHINES (THAT IDIOT WHICH I MENSIONED AT $20D8 EXCLUDED). - TWO DAYS AGO I DUG UP TSI FROM HIS GRAVE, SAID TO HIM THAT WE'VE THE BEST CRUNCHER IN THE WORLD AND I GAVE HIM TWO DAYS TIME TO MAKE A BETTER ONE. - WELL, TODAY (FRIDAY THE 22ND OF AUGUST 1986) HE GAVE ME GHOST'N'GOBLINS (TRAINER/1001) BACK AND HE SAID: 'I HAVE CRUNCHED IT TO 129 BLOCKS WITH MY CRUNCHER, TRY IT MAN - WHEN I CAME HOME AFTER A LONG SCHOOLDAY, I TRIED IT AND WHAT HAPPENED? - AFTER HALF AN HOUR I STOPPED LAUGHING BECAUSE MY MOTHER THOUGT THAT I WAS BEING MURDERED BY A WEIRD FRIEND (AIN'T GOT NO NORMAL FRIENDS) - I THINK (AND THAT'S FOR SURE) THAT THIS MUST BE THE END OF THIS GOSSIP. TO CONCLUDE HACKTEC'S SCROLLING GARGAGE 3 TIPS : - 1 - IF YOU EVER FIND 'THE BLUE GNERK' ON ONE OF YOUR DISKS, DON'T RUN IT: IT'S A SONG WRITTEN BY ME AND I CAN'T EVEN MAKE SONGS! - 2 - CHEW DUBBLEMINT GUM (IT'S REAL GUM WITH REAL TASTE AND IT GIVES YOU MORE REFRESHMENT!) - =3 - NEVER BUY AN MSX COMPUTER - 7NOW I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO -